Top 10 Geekiest Quotes Ever

Just for the craziness of it, today’s Top 10 has to be the world’s grooviest Geek quotes. Read through these and laugh, cry, laugh some more and then feel free to take a walk to the fridge for a Coke and wonder why the world stereotypes geeks when they are actually so cool. Oh well, without further ado here goes the quotes…

1. “1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d”  – spotted on a tee shirt

2. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”  – Unknown

3. “My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.”  – Unknown

4. “There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”  – Unknown

5. “If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.”  – spotted on a tee shirt

6. “I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.”  – spotted on a tee shirt

7. “When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.”  – AJ Carpio

8. “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”  – Unknown

9. “The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.”  – Unknown

10. “I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.”   – Unknown

And here is the ultimate one:

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” - Unknown

What is your most favorite Geekiest Quote, by the way?